Aesop fables Serie I : penang

Once upon a time,a family of seven agreed to investigate an island fabled as the " crown jewel of north".If truth be told, the family was more eager to embark on  such a journey duly to distant rumours spreading that rojak, pasembor, laksa,ABC, and cendol are  at theyre lip-smacking best up north rather than the jewel reputation.

Past travellers spoke about a gargantuan bridge which sprawled across the sea connecting the  mainland and the island. Dangers lurks within its vicinity;one must be well-equipped with defensive driving skills as the bridge boast a high mortality rate.Realising lives are at stake, one member quipped in a warning.

" father, father, my inner eye insist on you slowing a wee bit the family vehicle"
" my dear, evidence suggest that i no longer need to persecute the inner commands deliberately. The traffic jams seems to magically slows us down."

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The penang bridge and its huge tentacles. Vehicles can be seen fleeing from its two poisonous stings.

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The legendary laksa penang is out there, father. I can feel ( or rather, smell ) it.

The day was getting dark.The family was worn out because of the long and arduous journey.Hence, they set foot upon a place name Gurney Drive to regain their strength and replenish their resources.Its nearing full moon, a season where travelling is the most ideal because of unobtrusive weather. Therefore, the family was not surprised to see the place was congested with fellow travellers thronging the area.They all seem at lost; due to confusing attack of food signs, titillating smell and hawker’s fare.

Taking a considerable amount of time to reach a consensus, the family settled upon a dish called pasembor and " char kuay teow".

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                 Two galleons and 5 silvers per serving.

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A form of attack which causes confusion, indecisiveness and dizziness. ( the family successfully repels similar attacks by just looking at the price tag)

Well fed and watered, the family braved on to conquer a 3000ft hill in the middle of the island.History has it that atop of the hill lies a quaint village complete with a mosque , a temple , a police station and assortments of eateries.The birds eye view of the island can be seen at the peak which iwas fairly useful to target cannons at oncoming enemies.

Being an adventurous lot, the family desires to ascend uphill by foot was met with a resounding nay by the officers guarding the hill, protests nonwithstanding.

" No sire, you musnt walk up, its way too far. Ride on our special carriage instead."
" Is it strong enough to withheld us all the way?"
"You have my word that this red beast can carry 20 at one go.Now, 4 galleons please,"

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     People cant wait to get out of this highly-uncomfortable beastPc190135_small

This beast is slower than a tortoise therefore colliding is not a serious issue

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                      One of many Bukit Bendera signage
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                The road to perdition which takes nothing less than forever

The temperature on top was much more cooler and the air was fresher.The family quickly found out wether history reads right or wrong.

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      This view makes you want to shoot dwellers down there with an arrow

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                    Place of worship in high-definition and true-colour
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                           Sun-inspired mosque ( agaknye.)
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Hill dwellers staple food             Chak! ade rumah!

Highly inquisitive and brazen, one female member of family stumbled upon a ruin erecting magnificently; hidden at the very end of the hill. Much to her dismay, the sign emblazoned" NO TRESPASSING,PRIVATE PROPERTY" was fixed just nearby.

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                Gotham Palace.Bodohnye tak kunci pintu lalulah saya masuk
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          Half-wishing a dashing young prince will come and save her.:P

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                 Descending to lower ground in 45 degree angle

Having enough of higher ground, the family resume their conquest to the lower ground afterwards.Mission : Find the beach where one colossal wave once reduced the area into shambles, sweeping away 5 lives and devastating the livelihood of many.

to be continued..

next up: tsunami beach and durian galore.

writers’ note: ok kawan-kawan sekalian. friendster blogs yg pelik wont let me upload anymore photos ( yg ade banyak lagi ) for this month. Therefore , the story will be continued on New Year.

10 Responses to “Aesop fables Serie I : penang”

  1. AnNA Says:

    hahahahaah
    hanani!!!!!! i love the pictures!! i think u should be a photographer instead of engineer. i mean these pics reminds me of a pamphlet we see in the tourism booth. hehe. aha the ko pegi sane amik gambar je ke. good for you, and its realy nice!! hmm tell me how on earth should i contact u.since ur handphoneless.

  2. sanza Says:

    penang - first thing that comes to mind, pirated vcd&dvd galore. tak pegi cari?

  3. xx-F i f a-xx Says:

    happy feet went to penang!
    call urself fortunate to be born in a family who loves to travel. maybe my lil bros dunno how to treasure the given picturesque views. they rather spend time in shopping malls. they’re all to blame for my splurging habit :) nway, travel with friends also sounds good. with god’s will, eri and i are heading to penang in 2 weeks time. just to pay kmpp-ians a visit. i wish can visit some places u went.
    anyway, penang always reminds me of laksa penang. gosh, im drooling. i heard penang is now popular with durian tuhan kasi. have a chance to savour it?

  4. Farah Hanani Says:

    anna: i think i’m going to be full time enginee, part time photographer

    sanza: dont worry, i did my homework.CD jepun dirt cheap weh

  5. Farah Hanani Says:

    fifa-let me gv u tips.laksa in air hitam, ABC in lorong swatow,char kuay teow in mccalister road,rojak and pasembor at ah chye rojak , gurney drive.
    durian tuhan kasi will play starring role in next post. theres a catch though,its not in penang.

  6. Ateqs Says:

    ahahah,photo-uploading hampered by silly friendster limitations?yet another reason to switch blog servers!

    heh. kidding. or am i? :p

    i like ur pics. especially the last one. very nice shade of green, plus nice view of the town.

  7. anem Says:

    one of mr tan’s traits yg ade dlm diri farah hanani - photos!! haha

    btw, nice pics though.. seems like u r having an enjoying j0urney.. huhu.. other name for penang -> food paradise.. yummy2..

    eyh, ko x blek sarawak ke? bole terserempak ngn varga.. hehe..

  8. aizuddin Says:

    ooh.penang!!I’ve never been.jeles.

    Like the pictures!

  9. SaLwAnI Says:

    ahaha. nani ku syaang. u know wat? b4 this i read ur blogs n mengagumi ur sentence structures n ur laen-dr-yg-laen nye post. however, now im craving to see more n more pic of urs. seriously u haf d talent nak buat org smangat nak bc yr blog. hehe.

  10. FariZa's cAt Says:

    aku bangge jap blaja kat penang..hehe.

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