Magnificiente’ Ruqaya

    I just knew it she would win the gold.

Even in the 100m i thought she would have run away with a more exciting colour of medal if not for the unbelievably poor starting push by athletic standards, ( seteruk-teruk me, takdelah selambat tu start ok?)

She runs from last to third in 100m finals with blistering speed, tiada halaju sekata here, she did a pecutan bertambah all the way.In 200m finals, distance was on her side therefore her late momentous push works to her advantage.Watching her sprint was so pulsating; the experience almost resembled the ones when i saw once young, unknown Ian Thorpe swimming in Commonwealth Games before he went speeding and smashing world records along the way in the Olympics.

Ruqaya stands out because she is the living proof that even in top level competitions , she obediently adhere to strict Arab code attire in which she proudly flaunts complete with the trademark Nike ’swoosh’ .It didnt dampen her movements at all, which was proven just yesterday. In fact, she claimed that being all covered up motivated her to sprint better (and faster too) just to prove the critics wrong that hey, Islam DOES NOT menyusahkan hidup.

My mom, the ‘garang’ PK HEM, always dread Sports Day in her school.On that particular day, she wore on a moral officer shoes, because participants in sprints take off their hijab under predictable excuse of ‘ menghalang pergelakan’. This of course, turns her livid.
Saddened in fact, that fundamentals of religion can be effortlessly traded by a lame excuse of less aerodynamicy in speed.

Of course, she went on threatening to disqualify anyone who dared to take off their hijab during sports in true PK HEM fashion.

In a different light, i personally thought that Nike is smiling.
No, they’re laughing.

We all know how Arabs just hate, hate , hate American brands.
The various banning movements of Coca-cola, McDonalds,KFC  and notable other American brands under pretext that supposedly these companies supply money to the Jewish toops in Palestine had in some way hurt their income turntable.

Now, i do not now how much ounce of truth there is in these speculations (since muslims have this tendency to get overeactive over the smallest of things)but i do know the bannings spanned few business flagships taking advantage of this movements.
Hence, the emergence of Mecca Cola.

Now, i suspiciously thought Nike executed a brilliant marketing strategy to counter the banning missions. By endorsing  Arab atheletes, even more wise a hijab clad is actually an act of ‘ mengambil hati’.( winning the hearts and mind )
With Ruqaya winning the title, not only Nike had succesfully won the hearts of the oil rich ( thus money rich )Middle East dwellers, it might had somewhat increase their sales in the Middle East when their American compatriots are struggling to stay alive and unloathable.

Oh yes, Arabs will still hate, hate, hate American brands but no, no, not Nike.
Because Nike now sells ‘tudong berjenama Nike’.

Ingenious i might say.

200m_1

      

" Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!"

-Ruqaya
      " Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh!!"- Nike

Writer’s say: This is a personal opinion. Even the ones about Nike is her personal thoughts, not necessarily a true  occurence.
Just in case .
Any Nike officials would have read this and threaten to sue her of " spreading lies,malice and rumours".

13 Responses to “Magnificiente’ Ruqaya”

  1. peozZz Says:

    uhhhh…nice reviews..
    couldn’t manage 2 watch doha,
    but i do watch that mr.thorpedo in action..kewlll

  2. Ateqs Says:

    nani,omg.

    i’m actually a nike official.i’ve been one for years. now that i’ve read this post, i see that i’m going to have to report back to nike HQ and they’ll probably slap u with slander charges and drag u to court to seek financial compensation. even tho u say this is your personal opinion i still think we can get at least 1 or 2 million,at least.

    :p

  3. Farah Hanani Says:

    peozz:
    mase commonwealth mane de dier berbaju full speedo lg. mash lagi bare body.

    ateqs:
    *reminder*
    ure from a levels.supposedly ure british.

    not american-like yg sesuke me’sue-sue’ people around.
    ( nw i’m being racist.aaark )

    eheheh.
    joke ok ateqs?
    if ure realy a nike official, i’ll say out loud
    ” FREEDOM OF SPEECH!”

  4. -ayA hanUna- Says:

    huaaa….
    dun hv chance to watch doha…
    -.-

  5. NINE Says:

    Well done Ruqaya!!!

  6. farhana Says:

    haha yeah, funny that you blogged about ruqaya coz I too had a “thing” about ruqaya, her gold medal and her tudung cap nike. I was going on and on about it to pracically everyone i see these days, but i do have to say the american brand aspect of nike and its impact on the arab market following ruqaya’s stunt, is a thought i didnt ponder upon. hey I want a tudung cap nike too!

  7. aizuddin Says:

    im fresh out of BTN and all i can say about freedom of speech is that there is no such a thing in BTN.

    having said that, BTN was indeed a brainwashing experince.

    Your recent posts are banyak gile.I’ll need more time for comments.

  8. Farah Hanani Says:

    aya-hanuna:go do ur exam. why do u want to frustrate urself watching malaysia lose every
    single time.
    btheway, wats ur full name weh?

    zul: you bet.u should have seen her run.well done is an understatement.

    kak farhana: nice of you to drop by. ur not the only one. my mom too.she’s excited to tell her students( konon pengajaran). pity its school hols.

    aijud: yeah. i hv to say i kinda miss u and anna messing around here. welcome back woi.

  9. Farah Hanani Says:

    kak farhana lagi sekali:
    ehem. dpt London School of Economics takmoh bgtau. ape ini? hah? hah? hah?

  10. AnNA Says:

    great piece of work hanani. i must say that i kind of proud to know such of these things. though i just know about this the moment i read ur blog. way to go.

  11. sanza Says:

    great stuff. but why wait for nike, i thought malaysia was supposed to be a halal hub?

  12. -NiSita- Says:

    falala, keep blogging! i’m a fan of ur writting ^^
    hehe ~~~take care!

  13. anem Says:

    go nike go! haha..

    nice review though.. i never though bout it before.. hmmm..

    this is a very gud place to enhance your general knowlegde, pals.

    keep on writing nani.. ~

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