inferiority complex thy suffer…

"I dont see any trace of Annual Dinner’s Committe actually doing work, who is program director?"-Sir Suhaizal

"Er *gulp*, Fiqry ( confidently pointing forefinger to his direction)"-classic denial case here

You bet i was practically fuming as Mr Suhaizal actually shoots where it hurts the most- my fragile integrity.

"Guys, listen up,Friday’s committee meeting pronto, and please, its 3.00 o’clock not 3.30. Do NOT pretend that u guys have class. I simply have no mood, i just lock u guys outside. Fiqry, go book room G4 from the maintainance by tomorrow"

Boring meeting(s) took place.******

" What?, u SAID.,( deep breath) u SAID just last week, let me rephrase your exact words, " do not worry about money". How the bloody hell we’re going to raise RM 2000 in four weeks?"

" Sell doughnuts, i’m telling you.Fast, clean, easy, profitable. I’m willing to be Mr Porter.Go type a proposal and give to Mr Eugene from SSD A.S.A.P"-anuar

Doughnuts sold for 5 days.****

" farah, so cruel-lah you. We skip classes, sweat ourselves carrying these doughnuts and we cannot have one for free?"-faeez

" ok, just take one. And not one of those Chocolate Puddings. theyre in demand."

Money still not enough.

" No choice farah, have to kutip from the juniors. And seniors cannot be touched. I received an early warning from Pn Hanisah.they’re approximately  80 of us, we can pull this off. we’ll excercise force this time."-mardiana

" Ali, lets go to RSB( Restoran Seri Bidara) this evening. Business matters.At least beg for RM50. You still have the sponsor letter dont you?"

The Souvenirs Saga.

Time:( In the middle of maghrib. No possession of hp)

"hanim, can u gv the phone to farah? *****  farah, three choices,tupperware, towels or rattan baskets "-aizad, faezz or rizzal ( i forgot which one, maybe all )

" take both towels and rattan baskets.we’ll work something out.u make sure theyre all under RM5"

"relax , the towels cost only RM1. uh-oh, we counted only 30 rattan baskets. where to get another 40? dont fret, we’ll request for an order from the Carrefour manager"

Eventually the rattan baskets were bought at Mydin.

The Zapin and Britney

" i need manpower. Anyone, anyone who is not embarassed to make  fool of themselves onstage"

" hayatul farah can do zapin.i think we can drag brian, suraya,faeez,kay, amar, rizzal,atiqah,.… why dont you participate?"-hanum

"Oh no. Who’s going to choreograph u guys? besides, i’m on a models hunt here."

" Atiqah, have u memorized ur Britney lyrics with Rizzal?"

These MUFY guys ended up practicing untill 10 p.m to get the moves right.*Wow*

The Catwalk.

" I have six baju here. Can me and hanim wear all of them onstage?"-farah MUFY

"Like u have time.Now, practice walking with these ( holding up a 5 inch heels)"

" Faeez… Firdaus…, no, no, not like that. Thats not macho at all. Put your shoulders UP. Yah, yesss…."

Superb music, superb makeup( courtesy of atiqah ), superb models. What more i can ask for.Thank you Amir for costume contribution.

The Backbreaking Backdrop

" Muaz, list down all the things u need. we’re going to greenwood industrial park to buy stuff"

" muaz, have u recruited manpower to finish this backdrop? Mix the glue with water alright?"

"(meek reply), yes, midin and farouq"

"good"

" muaaazz, where is the photoshop design outline? have u printed out the wordings?"

" muaz, u keep the backdrop.give the kain to ustazah"

"muaz..the VIP tables, where are they?"

"muaazzz.."
"Muazz…."

The backdrop was a spectacular sight. So was the hall array. Thank you so much Muaz and the gang.

The Nearly-Botched Food

I see everything. the guest, the registration, the hall,the music, the MC’s.Perfect.

Wait.Where is the food?
Sight of food still in huge containers and tupperwares at the back among the throngs of impeccable dressed guests .

"( grabs anyone within reach, hushed tone ). See that? Have u guys seen shukie?"
" shes’ mixing the drinks.Shes’ pretty whipped. GUYS!!! HELP US OUT HERE!!!"

" Thank u Akmal, Fiqry and Zali. You too hayati, hanum and you( a girl with black rimmd glasses, cant remember her name ). Lets cut the dessert cake together."

It ended up the teacher advisors preparing the food. Had to practically coax them to stop and sit quietly in the VIP table.

The Dinner

" Nice MC-ing shamir"
" Nice banner, atiqah"
" Nice performances, rizzal"
"Nice multimedia presentation anuar"
"Nice backstage coordination, akmal,"
" Nice handling of lucky draw, mardiana"

Nice was the word of the day.No doubt

The Cleanup

AUSMAT students, MUFY students , teacher advisors forming a line and passing tables and chairs, still fully dressed.

" I never knew that rolling tables and playing pass-me-the-chair was fun "-ustazah yazil

" yes, whoever drop a table will be fined carrying the table all the way to the back"-pn hanisah

" oops"-ms norashimah

at the end of the ‘game’, the MPH was ready for an external exam at that exact time.8 rows on the front, 15 rows to the back.
Dinner? theres actualy a full-fledged dinner hosted yesterday here?
We were THAT efficient.

I would like to extend my apologies if ever i was too domineering, frank or blunt. obviously, you should realise by now that i have serious insecurity issues.Really guys, without you, would there be any dinner?

Writer’s note: A lot of things were left unmentioned here, yet it doesnt necessarily mean ur contribution was any less important.U guys all deserved a looong, clear "WHOA". No less.Please remember that.

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